Saturday, February 27, 2010

A New System




The System:

The girls need a well-enforced reward system, so tonight we made one.

They have nine expectations for the day that they do without putting up a fuss:
  1. Follow table rules, which are general manners - Nix: potty talk, ugly talk about the food, though saying you don't want to eat it is okay.
  2. Follow house rules - no destroying things, etc
  3. Follow car rules - nix: shouting in the car, running into the parking lot when you get out of the car, using the power windows, etc.
  4. Get dressed
  5. Brush teeth
  6. Use a positive tone of voice (no whining)
  7. Do homework (include math facts practice)
  8. Clean room
  9. New today: obey right away. We've had a problem recently with incessant stalling...
Each expectation is noted on a chart with a spot for their magnet for fulfilling it. They start with all their magnets in hopes they won't have to hand over too many of them. Finally, they get one star at the top for the WEEK that they lose if they strike or fight with one another. It's the shining star of peace.

Reward system:
  • a nickel for each magnet regardless.
  • $0.25 for maintaining the shining star of peace for the week. Also, you must maintain the shining star of peace for the following to large rewards.
  • no less than 5/7 magnets in each category: Movie on Saturday morning (while Richie and I clean...see the logic here?)
  • no less than 6/7 magnets in each category: Movie and dinner of choice picnic-style plus a dessert on Saturday night.
Ahhh....Now for consistent enforcement. It occurs to me that this is really elaborate.

The extra pictures are robots Mazie and Vivian and Richie designed and built. Also, tonight I heard a very brave if not outright insane cricket...for about 8 well-spaced chirps.

Wednesday, February 24, 2010

I'm in study mode


I just wanted to say that I am hunkering down and studying which is why I'm short on words right now. I've been a little more irritable than usual. I'd give details, but they're not fun.

My partner and I did our demo for our eye dissection (above) yesterday morning. We were supposed to demo (which takes 10 minutes) sometime between the hours of 8 and 9 a.m. I had been in lab late Monday night, which was when we rehearsed and got everything in our demo down pat within the required amount of time (we have a strict 10 minute time limit). Then I was in again at 7 just to brush up a few times before we actually did our presentation. I ran through once and got totally discombobulated on all the words I had to keep straight - lateral rectus, medial rectus, inferior rectus, superior rectus, superior oblique, and inferior oblique and then each of their motions - each has three. This is not unusually complicated, in fact, it's one of the easier demos so far. That one section just had so much overlap that it was hard on the tongue.

Anyway, I got nervous...and thus spent a good deal of time in the bathroom....and came back to lab at 7:45, ready to run through it one last time to get everything straight again in my head and on my tongue before our presentation.

Each of six preceptors hears and grades our demos. They all have different expectations and different reputations. Who should arrive just as I returned from the bathroom but Dr. X, the preceptor with the most - ahem - difficult - reputation. Surprise! He was ready for us to do our presentation for him! So, I buckled into business mode as best I could, but I was shaking so badly I could barely hold the probe to my ciliary ganglion. I said everything I needed to say, very shakily. David did beautifully on his half, though, and in the end we missed no points. But I could feel the adrenaline rush for the next hour and a half.

Demos are difficult. While one can learn the structures and their relationships perfectly well without a demo at the end, the demo adds the elements of performance and muscle memory to the equation. While it seems really weird in some ways to have to do a song and dance now (some people literally sing their demos), I suspect this won't be the last time I'll be performing and relying on muscle memory to do my job. I just hope I lose the shakes by the time I'm doing the real job.

Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Mazie and Vivian and snow...no pictures ;(

No pictures because I forgot to send the camera.

It snowed about 3-4 inches here last Friday. Mazie and Vivian stayed with their Nana and Poppy and made snow angels and drank hot chocolate and played with Reuben (the Staffordshire terrier). They tried to make a snowman, but the snow was too powdery so it ended up being sort of a snow pile. Mazie, ever optimistic, exclaimed, "Hey, Vivian! We can sit on it!" Pragmatic. Herman Miller snow chair. Now available in...white.

Going to Nana and Poppy's is fun. They did a ton of fun things, watched no small amount of television, and ate as they pleased. I asked them what their favorite thing was on Saturday, expecting it to be something snow-related. Vivian's favorite thing of the day is almost always dessert-related, by the way. Mazie tends to choose activities or special events. Anyway, Mazie's favorite thing was, emphatically, making snow angels. But Vivian enjoyed making Valentine's cookies (courtesy of Nana) more than she enjoyed making snow angels.

It's been a fun winter. I'm glad dissection coincides roughly with winter because, as surreal as it is to be in the basement with cadavers, there would be more opportunity cost if it were also gorgeous and warm outside. As it is, it's sort of fitting in a dark night of the medical student's soul sort of way.

(Those with a weak stomach proceed with caution. What follows is not meant to be disgusting, just frank reflection...)

Today we started dissecting the orbit and eye. This is by far the lightest dissection, workload-wise (hence, the time for a blog post about it), but also by far the most tedious and delicate. The nerves we're finding are like hairs in some cases (although some others (optic) are quite large). We begin the dissection from the brain side of things. The team before us dissected the brain and face, so the brain and calvarium (skull cap) have been removed and now tidily reside in a plastic bag within the larger blue body bad that holds our cadaver. The brain-ectomy paved the way for us to chip through the floor of the anterior portion of the skull (imagine a shelf just behind your eyebrows) so that we can have access to the eye socket from "above" (though our cadaver is obviously horizontal, so it's more like the side). We do this because this point of access allows us to dissect the muscles of the eye and most of the vessels and nerves without actually removing the eye...one gets a good sense of relationships that way.

Lab was a little cacophonous today. None of our dissections have involved bone power saws (other teams have had to use them), but in this dissection, everyone was looking around for a spare mallet or chisel. I haven't used a mallet and chisel much, but I think I could definitely get used to it. In this case, we had to take care not to damage the soft tissue underneath the bone as we chipped through. The lab was a chorus of "Tink. Tink. Tink-tink." Girls and boys alike looking a little bewildered with their tools. Then there was some scrape scratch scrape as we used...whoops forgot the type...long toothy hand saws to cut slices through the skull roughly at either end of the eyebrow to chip this portion of skull away for the sake of better access.

The actual eye structures are embedded in a lot of fat. It's really fun to get through the fat to the structures hidden within. It's like candy in Easter grass. ("Oh look, another jelly bean!") The only problem is that if you're too cavalier with your grass, you destroy your candy forever. A miracle of development, growth and function plucked into obscurity. That raises the stakes a little, I admit. My shoulders ache at present with the effort of it, and my right hand is sore from tweezing. But it was really, really cool!

All the basic structures are our old friends by now, found on a miniature scale in the orbit. Arteries are round, firm, and squiggly. Nerves are like wet strands - fibrous and discrete. Veins are tired, limp versions of arteries (owing to having much less smooth muscle in their walls). The muscles of this dissection are amazingly sensible. For example, the muscles on the superior aspect of the eye contract and, voila, the eye looks up. There are six, total, and their functions are very intuitive - some are even pulleys!

Anyway, I could go on and on. Today was what I imagined anatomy dissection to be: intense, revelatory, and detailed. No queasiness (actually, the first two minutes that I'm in lab require a mental shift, but it keeps taking less effort). And now I'm on to review Interstitial Lung Diseases. Tonight will definitely be one of those nights where half-sleep is littered with brightly lit, burned-on images of picking through fat. It happens to about half the people I've talked to. For most people, myself included, the anxiety is somehow related to cadaver fat getting on your face, in your hair, or on your skin. Weird but true. Luckily, the troubled sleep disappears when we stop dissecting :).

Theme: Medical school is intense. Lots of responsibility, lots of challenge, lots of privilege. Who gets to dissect an eye? Most people wouldn't want to, most of the rest never get to, and those who do probably do it once in their lifetime. It's very cool and I feel very lucky.

Tuesday, February 9, 2010

morbid curiosity

The title sounds worse than it is. It's my job right now to have morbid curiosity. I came home on the shuttle yesterday afternoon. I had been to an anatomy lecture to which we were instructed to bring our skull from our bone box. Back up: for anatomy learning purposes, each of us shares with our partners two boxes of human skeleton - one containing the skull and the other containing the remainder of the skeleton. So I was transporting my skull box with skull back home. It's a the size of a generous lunchbox but is made like a black plastic instrument case and has stenciled on the outside: Anatomy Dept.

I was walking home from the bus stop, past a line of stacked-up traffic, when I realized I was walking past what appeared to be a freeze-dried squirrel on the sidewalk. I was immediately interested: it wasn't squished, so how did it die without getting squished (Acute respiratory distress syndrome? I crack me up). How come, if it wasn't squished, it didn't get scavenged? But I thought, for the sake of adhering to social norms, "Ignore the squirrel, Brandi. Just keep walking...".

But I was holding a human skull. And when you're holding a skull, you can inspect a dead squirrel, by golly. So I stopped and peered. I turned it over with my shoe. Hard to say what happened to that squirrel to land it in the state it was in. It was just dried-up and hairless, yet not flat. This was primarily an act of getting closer to what my role will be. Fascination is supplanting disgust. Surprise!

Also, I cleaned vomit on Super Bowl Sunday. That's always a little challenging. I'm not complaining because I wasn't the one vomiting...Richie was. He got a stomach bug that's been sweeping Decatur. While I was cleaning up, I was wondering where (in which body fluid, I mean) the greatest concentration of microbes would be. Of course, every surface received maximum disinfection, no matter where I estimated to be the germiest. Our house still smells like bleach and the girls are getting dishpan hands from washing them so often. Poor Richie felt awful. He was gray and wobbly and soooo sick. But now he's walking and talking and no longer vomiting. Yay!

Off to memorize the skull bones and all their features!

Monday, February 8, 2010

med school has done some things to me

I read the word "infraction," and I thought it was "infarction" spelled incorrectly.


I am no longer weirded out by the idea of seeing a dead body.


I can't talk to someone without noticing details of their skin texture, any visible lesions, posture, gait, etc. I don't necessarily know what all I'm seeing means yet, but I know that it connects with their health history some way or other.


It occurs to me that I will have to actively stop myself from approaching people on the bus and telling them they should have so-and-so checked out if they haven't already.


I am starting to see people who are down and out as a collection of medical problems...and now I can imagine in more detail how miserable those dysfunctions make that person.


I am on the cusp of being useful in the medical setting. More on that and on something we call "OPEX" when I have more time...

Monday, February 1, 2010

Biking

So...biking. It's something most Americans learn to do at some point, and some of us love to go really really fast. Richie and I share a love of speed that I hope our kids don't share because it's dangerous. Just kidding - I want to ride roller coasters with them. Mazie has been a proficient cyclist for about a year now. She has recently taken to riding down the hill in "back" (we use that side of the apartment almost exclusively, so I think of it as the front) of our apartment building. She goes peeling down the hill at an angle, then makes the quick right-hand turn to just miss crashing into some concrete steps at the bottom. The first time I saw her do it, I almost peed my pants with fright. I realized she'd been doing it for a while; I had been out of sight range of where she'd been finishing her descent. (Bad mom; I know). She always wears a helmet and seemed to be pretty good at her maneuver. Plus, "Hill" is a generous term for the area in question. It's more of a "grade." Mostly, she LOVES going down the hill. So I let her continue to do it.

I remember last year when she was learning to ride. Mazie attacked the task of learning to ride a bike with the intensity of a fighter pilot. She was somewhere between "I-can't-do-this" and "Mama-I-can-do-this-myself" for about three months. We had a long run behind our last apartment, so I'd run beside her, steadying her bike and calling, "steer, steer, pedal, pedal!" She sort of loved it and sort of hated it. She was absolutely focused on the goal, but incredibly frustrated with the slowness of achieving it. Every session ended in tears of frustration. I finally learned to limit the sessions to about 7 minutes (both for emotional preservation and for the health of my lower back). Mazie would scarcely let me quit the session unless she had gotten to the crying point, and even then she'd want to keep going. Oh, man, was she tough. She was committed but sensitive, 100% focus. Eventually she graduated to a hand on her back, then to just a push-off. At last it was time to learn to start herself, which she accomplished entirely on her own when left by herself one afternoon.

And now she's careening down hills and biking ALL THE WAY around the lake with me.

Enter Vivian, stage left. She is learning to ride this year. Vivian, predictably, could not be more different than her sister. If Mazie is a fighter-pilot, Vivian is a surfer. Today she waited a full 45 minutes to receive help while I finished making chili and cleaning up the kitchen (Richie is at a computer class for his job)...no pushing. When I went out to help her this afternoon, her attitude is just the same as it's always been about biking: avid but relaxed. She'd bike along, wobbling her front tire crazily so that it almost went off the sidewalk on one side, then on the other, and then the bike peeled out and I caught her as she tipped to the right. She exclaimed, as she let out a deep breath, "Huh! That was fun!" And, yes, she wanted to try again. We looped around the apartment building. On the opposite side a family with little kids had left out at least 70% of their toys for the neighborhood to take a gander at. They're all spattered with mud and I think some haven't changed positions since we moved in last July. As Vivian rode past, she rubber-necked like crazy at their toys and veered off the road completely gawking at them. She does this a lot. When we went to the lake, we could barely keep her on task because she kept gazing: at the lake, at the birds, at dogs, and at other people. She'd gaze to one side and then veer off in that direction. Then she'd crash and laugh a sweet goober-ish laugh. But she's getting it...I think as fast or faster than Mazie did. She's at the needing a push-off, accompaniment, and occasional stabilization phase. I don't remember her ever crying about the process unless she falls and hurts herself. She is just a completely different person than Mazie.

I love them both so much! I really think I would not know who one is without the other and vice versa! They each make me a better parent to the other. Amazing.