Monday, September 23, 2013

Some small things

Kids in KidM's class cleaning up after school lunch. I went to have lunch with KidM and KidV and their school, which was delightful. I was given a pack of crystal light powder by a generous friend of KidV's.  I tried to add to a carbonated La Croix drink - it fizzed over and spread across the table before I could stop it. The kids thought me hilarious.

KidV really likes toadstools!

The girls coming home after the bus. KidV has grown an inch in the past 6 weeks. We measured.

My friend, Jenni, wrote this book. Her husband made this stand-up photo op for her booth at the Decatur Book Festival. Yours truly took advantage of a unique opportunity for impropriety.

So this by itself is not funny. Richie appears to be taking something off the hood of the car. What he's taking off the hood is actually two sheep the girls made in Sunday School and set on top of the car because they were locked out. Right at this moment when Richie lifted the sheep, the girls started singing in unison a Seeger Family CD song we know: "Done found my lost sheep! Done found my lost sheep! All together now!"

Friday, September 20, 2013

Decatur Nature 3: 1000 or so new pets

We received 1000 or so new pets by mail:

This green bag contains about 1000 red wigglers that will compost our vegetable waste.

JJ helped us build their nest.

Then we added the worms to their bedding

Lovingly.

And shovingly
I'll add updates about how it's going. We are supposed to let them rest for three days with their new food and then check on them. So far we're really enjoying the process.

Thursday, September 19, 2013

Urban nature 2: superhighway

It's not what you're thinking. There's a Super DUPER Highway here. I saw all the first three Urban Citizens along my jogging path yesterday:
Mr. Pius Pants turned his head just to see my iPhone

Puff Daddy Spiky Face is so fast he's blurry

Miss Inches - I also saw Mr. Inches but they look just alike anyway.

Katydid make my car go faster. And survived the ride.

Note at the look on her face: outraged indignation
Ahhhh...nature!
Look out tomorrow to meet our approximately 1000 new pets. And they're not fleas.

Thursday, September 12, 2013

Urban nature

I am digging up a patch of earth. It is thick with wire grass. Wire grass invades. Wire grass will go from one tiny buried scrap of rootling to full-fledged Borg in the space of two weeks. It spreads underground with its burrowing clinging fingers of root. I delight in pulling it up, obsessively tracking each narrow leaf to its obstinate origin, often unearthing other tracks of wiry malice as I go. I do this, thinking of how green my greens will be. How our cat and the cats of our neighbors will somehow not prowl through the patch of earth when the seedlings are nigh to sprouting. How this time we will surely remember to water. How this time the thick white bodies of larvae that I grub with my digging paws will not eat the new shoots.

I am running through the woods. A rabbit crosses my path. That's it. A warm, brown, breathing rabbit quick as lightning and delightful in its automatic bounding stride. It is gone. I feel thrilled. I wonder how along the line of its evolution it learned the trick of noiseless speed. 

It's morning. The streetlights are on. Occasionally a lit window announces that an early bird is awake. Through an open window, I can see that someone's screen saver is set on "Stellate." It is the end of a night shift for me and I am jogging, feeling exhilarated to be so wide awake at this dim hour. I jog and jog, obeying my body to the extent that I run slowly, defying it by ignoring the left ankle that hurts with every shuffling step, the cramping gas in my large bowel, and the odd weariness of having slept two hours in the past 24. That's when I hear it: HOO. HOO. Ah, there you are friend; I know you. I have met your cousins, brothers and sisters - you are my friend. I stop jogging and walk. An acorn crunches under my foot. There's that barely-there low moan and then HOO. HOO. I strain to hear an answering "hooo," but it never comes. Just one more HOO and our paths diverge again. I thank my lucky stars that the owl is not picky about screen savers.

We take our bats for granted. They catch our attention and we say: Bat. Our family pauses, looks up at the dimming dusk, and watches the jagged path of the bat. KidV says: it's catching mosquitos. 

I get into my burning hot Subaru at midday. I start the engine and inhale the dusty automotive odor of an overhot car that will surely not pass emissions this year. I drive through a horrible hot intersection then roll to a stop outside Sunrise Senior Living. Something catches my eye - something inside the car. I glance down to follow the motion my brain barely perceived amid the visual din. It's a bright green wisp-thin new grasshopper, obviously young. Its eyes stand up on front of its squared-off head. No sooner can I take note of its unlikely presence than it has jumpflown out the window. I am going Right to the hospital. It goes straight to Town Square.

I am driving out of the hospital way before dawn. I cut beneath the unlit underpass where the freeway flies overhead unseen. Down here, live horizontal bodies lie wrapped in coverings along a wide sidewalk. The shapes of sleeping men and women form long lumps perpendicular to the road, evenly spaced, colorful in my headlights. I try to imagine this as bad - homelessness. Surely it is bad. But here under this bridge everyone seems to have their space. Sometimes I see someone sit up or roll over. Nobody's making trouble. As I pass out the other side again into the purview of the streetlights, I look up out of my open window at the blueblack sky beyond. I see the dark black shape of some smaller predatory nightbird against the sky. For an instant its underside is lit up - white and buff against the streetlight, darker wingtips. Then it is gone.








Tuesday, September 10, 2013

My insides are a cheeto.

I ate so many cheetos.
Tonight I bought: Prunes, tupperware, scrub brush, latex gloves, goldfish, goat cheese, and cheetos.
Guess which one I have been devouring for one whole hour until the inside of my mouth feels raw.

Mazie is in gymnastics.
Vivian is in Soccer.
We quit scouts - I think.

Our kitchen sink doesn't work. No water in the kitchen. Richie made dinner and washed dishes without water. I am in awe. I sing his praises with a raw cheetos mouth. I really do.

Richie insists JJ our 3 month old puppy is "mentally tired." He looks the part.

AC/DC says: It's a long way to the top if you wanna rock n roll. JJ and I are on our way.